My girlfriend says I can't wear her clothes anymore
She says I look just like a ten dollar whore
I don't care how my family feels
This dress says "sex" with grandmother's heels

I'm a woman trapped inside a man's body
So oddly
The boys at the drag club thought I was
A hottie
Until she caught me

I will die if I can't wear your
Spandex pants
When I dance
I hope my fetish won't affect
Our romance
Or cause distance

I just want to go back to those times before
She knew that I raided her underwear drawer
G-strings, silk things: you know I love them all
How can this red leopard print bra appall?

I'm a woman trapped inside a man's body
So oddly
The boys at the drag club thought I was
A hottie
Until she caught me

I will die if I can't wear your
Spandex pants
When I dance
I hope my fetish won't affect
Our romance
Or cause distance

Woo!
Come on girl
I'm a naughty little girl
Little boy
Little girl

I'm a woman trapped inside a man's body
So oddly
The boys at the drag club thought I was
A hottie
Until she caught me

I will die if I can't wear your
Spandex pants
When I dance
I hope my fetish won't affect
Our romance
Or cause distance